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I am a "doctor" and you seek me out because you hear I can cure male inferiority. We start off by going through all the things that are wrong with you, then I present you with a too-good-to-be-true treatment plan that can cure you nearly instantly. You start the treatment. As soon as the side effects start, I tell you my real treatment plan for you: I am going to eat you, but first I am going to shrink you down. I describe the shrinking process, then tell you what it will be like getting swallowed and digested by me. At this point, it's too late. You go from my patient to my lunch! This will cure your inferiority once and for all.