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I'm in my workout clothes, getting ready to go to the gym, but I need some caffeine. I'm feeling fat so I grab a diet soda. I chug the soda and start to burp. The soda is making me even more fat and bloated. I feel my spandex shorts and sports bra getting tighter. The carbonation is making me burp so much. I pull down my tight shorts, exposing my big bloated belly. My sports bra is getting tighter and I unzip it. I continue to burp and remove my uncomfortable, tight clothes. I jiggle and pat my bloated belly. All the carbonation and burps have caused me to hiccup too. Ahhh it feels so good to burp and get some relief from all this bloat.