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The step-Family furry friend (rocky) has been driving you and your step-Mom crazy recently, humping everything and everyone - even shoving his lipstick in your step-Mom's face! step-Mom has had enough, so she calls the vets. They suggest getting him castrated, however step-Mom is tight on funds after your step-Dad left. So step-Mom comes up with an alternative/cheaper option to solve Rocky's humping shenanigans. step-Mom promises there's nothing wrong with it; it's good for Rocky, will strengthen the bond between owner and pet... but most of all step-Mommy fucking loves it.