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You threw me a dinner party, it was so delicious. Then you offered to stay at your place. But who knew you had a cunning plan? And you deliberately fed me incompatible foods. In the morning my stomach woke up a real gasp and I purposely did not get out of bed to quietly fart under the blanket. But then suddenly I felt movement under the blanket, it was you! You sneaky asshole! I've uncovered you ! Now hold on tight to the blanket ! You're finished!