Well well well. Look who it is. I hope you're ready for some home truths because these are things you need to hear. You're nothing more than a socially awkward beta male who just can't get laid. You're skinny,you have a pencil dick and you spend all your time jerking off to femdom porn alone in front of your computer. Do you know what?I'm actually glad. Men like you don't deserve sex. Your sole purpose in life is to pay to worship me through a computer screen.
Note: this was a custom and I use the customer's name 3/4 times throughout