It’s almost laughable to think you were once fit, athletic, and full of confidence. Now, what I see is a pitiful version of your former self, all that strength buried beneath layers of thick, wobbling fat. You thought you were so dominant, didn’t you? But every greasy, fattening, carb-loaded bite you shoveled into your mouth has chipped away at that power, leaving nothing but this helpless, out-of-shape, food-addicted hog. Now you're soft, weak, and utterly submissive. Every pound has made you more effeminate, more desperate, and utterly lost in your own bottomless need to gorge yourself senseless.