WE CAME TO YOUR ROOM TO SAY HOW SORRY WE ARE ABOUT THE CRUEL WEDGIE WE GAVE YOU. SEEMS THAT YOU STILL REMEMBER IT. OMG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO CAGE YOUR PENIS? HIDE IT FROM US? HAHAHA. YOU ARE SUCH A  DOUCHE BAG. BUT WE ARE REALLY SORRY. MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU AS AN APPOLIGY? FOR EXAMPLE TOUCH YOUR PENIS? LIKE THAT IDEA? YOU THOUGHT WE ARE INTERESTED TO GIVE YOU THE GOOD TIME? SO NAIVE. WE ARE HERE TO TEASE YOU WITH OUR FEET AND DUMP YOU AT THE EDGE.