I literally cannot believe somebody thought we were a couple step-daddy! Do you think we could be a couple? OMG, they thought you were my boyfriend, that's so weird! What if we just told everyone we were a couple, since people already think we are? Nobody knows us on this trip, and I think it would be really fucking fun! I know it's kinda taboo, but honestly... I wouldn't mind you being my boyfriend step-daddy. So... let's do that for the rest of our trip, what do you say? Nobody has to know the truth. Am I tempting you right now? I could go all week wearing super slutty outfits, tempting you every night, and nobody will ever know. What do I have to do to convince you into this?