I noticed my razors were going missing, so when you went to football practice, I checked your top drawer, and found them all! It didn't make sense, but when I saw what you look at online, it finally did... You have an armpit fetish, especially hairy armpits, don't you? Anyway, I had a fun idea... How about, you admire my hairy armpits, sniff them, and cover them in your cum?
