Tsk tsk another misbehaving student. Well, I don't have time for you right now as I'm reading the paper on my Kindle so you can just sit right there in that cage until I have time to deal with you.
"What is this crap?!" Why do I read the news as every time I do it just makes me so MAD!? When I get mad I get hungry so I'm going to stuff my face with chips. Grr crumbs are everywhere but I can't stop putting more and more in my mouth. I don't think I'm hungry for just chips though.Not when I have a tasty, crunchy student right there where he can't get away! I'm going to toss you in my mouth with all that gross, chewed up food and chew you up as well. Mmm mmm, that's tasty.
I feel better after having a snack so I think I'll read a bit more until I get mad again and want another misbehaving student to snack on