I know it's been so frustrating for you, searching for the perfect goddess with an exquisite puckered asshole to service day and night. But I'm here now. I'm all you need. You can forget your friends, your family, and everything else you clung to in your desperate search for joy. My asshole is your one true joy now. It's the only thing you ever needed to be happy. And it's right in front of your face, waiting for your tongue to worship it over and over again, until the end of your days.
