I'm so tired of being the pathetic nerd girl. I wanna' be one of the cool ! I decide that the best way to do this is to learn how to twerk! I change my whole look, and even the way I talk. Then I look up a tutorial on how to twerk on Youtube. I stick my butt out and start giving it a shake. Before long I've got the hang of it. My booty is really shaking, but then suddenly I let out a long, greasy fart. Oh no! Okay, I guess I can't have any dairy products before hanging out with the cool -it makes me so gassy! I try twerking again, my shakes up and down for quite a while but suddenly another fart slips out! I decide to just let the farts happen. Get them all out of my system, but they just keep coming. Then I realize that I can't seem to stop twerking either. Over and over again my butt shakes up and down, and the farts keep squeaking. I try to stop, but my feet are frozen in place! What am I going to do? I wanted to be cool girl, but now I'm going to be known as... the FART GIRL