It's your anniversary, but you wont be celebrating with your old frigid frumpy wife. Her ugly face and saggy tits are no match for me. You stupidly left me for her a while ago, and I'm going to show you why that was such a big mistake. I am so much better than her and I know you can't resist me and my body. I convince you to cheat on your boring old wife with someone younger and hotter who can satisfy you. Happy Anniversary!