Happy third day of Locktober! I know that it must be tough already, not being able to touch yourself! I would imagine that someone like you masturbates quite a bit! So we need to help you out of course! We need to give you that little bit of relief that you so desperately have been wanting, don’t we? Of course love, we need to find you a friend for this lonely time, but.. we need to find you the kind of friend that is also a reminder of how weak you are, an ongoing reminder of just how pathetic you are for locking yourself in chastity! HA! So let’s find you a pillow to hump like a , a friend to help you during this month. Because humping your pillow, in your cage, is the closest you will EVER get to having sex with a woman. And I want, need, you to remember that.. forever! (Disclaimer: If you experience any discoloration, discomfort, or pain that does not feel natural, please remove your cage immediately and seek immediate medical attention).
