Your penis is so small you need to go to a special condom shop just to find ones that fit! I decide to give you a professional condom fitting, but even though I try to stay professional I can't help but laugh at your tiny dick and balls. None of the condoms in the store are small enough for your baby dick, so I decide to have some custom made for you. In the end I feel so bad for being mean to you, I decide to give you a pity handjob