Ugh, I’m starving. I don’t feel like cooking either, so I order some delicious grilled pork chops with rice and beans from my favorite Latin place. I put on gloves so I don’t need to use up a bunch of napkins. I go to town on my dinner, ravenously tearing through the pork with my hands and shoveling forkfuls of rice and beans into my mouth, chewing everything loudly with my mouth wide open. I drink sparkling water and burp a bunch throughout my meal. I spend the last minute or so just sitting back, finishing my drink and letting my leftover gas out. Slightly discounted since the footage is a bit grainy.
