I'm lazing in my bed, I have nothing to do today. I lie about in my underwear, watching TV. I'm trying to eat well, and so my snacks are ricecakes. I eat both ricecake, not realising that a tiny human (you) is on my plate! Once I finish eating I realise, and just can't help but eat you. Its a good job I saved room for dessert. I pick you up, and let you in on a secret, I love playing with my food before I eat it. I play with you, putting you up my nose then licking you clean. I lick your arms and legs, and suck on you to get all the flavour out. Once I'm done, I swallow you whole. Shot POV