Well, that was the most humiliating conversation that I've ever had. When you went over to help my friend fix her sink did you jerk off into a pair of her panties? WOW! No, don't even start talking. Your face says it all.
What the hell is wrong with you? In the last year, you have got grosser when it comes to sex. The things that turn you on now are disgusting. What kind of pervert jerks off with a women's panties, then is sick enough to put them back in the hamper with his cum on them?
You didn't think she would notice? Really! Your fetish porn has made you stupid. It really has. Yanking on that little guy for hours in front of the computer, when I'm not home, has rotted your brain. We're going to fix that starting right now.
You will not be allowed to jerk off, at all, anymore, unless I am there to supervise. I'm going to order a chastity cage and lock you up. You will only be let out when I decide.
No? Really. I just talked my friend out of telling everyone we know about this, with the condition that it would never happen again. There is no other way I can trust you. You either agree to never jerk off again unless I allow it, or we can get a divorce. Imagine how humiliating it will be when everyone finds out what you've done.
That's what I thought. So let's get started. Pull that little guy out. Yes, I'm calling him little because he is and you need to learn no one wants your gross cum. Go on, yank on it. You look so stupid jerking that little thing. I have never been more turned off in my life.
God, you look dumb. Look at your face. Are you losing your erection, I can't tell he's so itsy bitsy. You know every time we've had sex I've had to masturbate to finish myself off. You're that pathetic.
You know this is fun. Not hot. But fun. I want you to eat it when you're done. Yes, you will and you will thank me if you don't want to end up humiliated in front of everyone you know