You know what is really fucking disgusting, you. All of your dick pics flooding my messages is enough to make me want to right now. I have never seen a dick that I opened in a message and said “Oh yeah, I want to suck that.” Is that your way of trying to seduce a woman? Pathetic. You know what is even more pathetic than that?? Your dick pic in particular! It was literally the smallest dick in the entire world and I cannot believe you would even fathom showing me something like that! It was sooo funny looking. I hope that tiny thing wasn’t hard because I could barely see it! Do explain to me how you thought a woman of my stature was going to even give you the time of day with that miniscule dick of yours