So I’m successful porn star Billy Pilgrim and my hit series Detective trout is one of the best selling things in porn but I got tired of doing the same thing over and over again for years so I decided I wanted something new I stopped by my Agents office to set things in motion but of course she wanted her usual fee for representing me and once we squared things away I was off to my beach house and Jekyll Island to play my great future until a series of unfortunate events happened