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How perfect is it being owned by two hot little bunnies? Giving us all your hard earned money, letting us take over your pathetic little life. It’s almost freeing, isn’t it? You don’t even need to think for yourself anymore. We’ll gladly do all your thinking for you! No more worrying about what to cook for dinner. You get ramen! Ramen and tap water. Then you send us everything in your account so we can enjoy 5 star dinners. You sacrifice, and we get spoiled. That’s how this works. Like… DUH!