Honey we need to talk. First, let me say that I appreciate all you do for me. You cook, you clean, you’re a handyman and, last but not least, you are the most giving man in bed that I’ve ever been with. That’s what makes what I have to say so hard. I need to start having sex with other men. Don’t get upset. We talked about this before. I know I said that if you tried harder, went down on me more, did more hands and toy stuff that it would be fine if you had a tiny penis. I was wrong. It isn’t fine. At a certain point, a woman just needs to admit to herself that she isn't happy with the way things are. I'm not happy with our sex life. I miss big dicks. I miss a man acting like a man in the bedroom. You're a lesbian in the bedroom. I don't mean that in a bad way. I just mean that the two minutes, maybe, that actual sex lasts, when I let you stick it in, isn't real sex. It's just being poked with something so small that it is sorta repulsive. It just doesn't feel good. Don't be sad though. I'm still going to let you keep doing all the things you've been doing that have made me so happy. I'm still going to let you lick me to orgasm. It's just the actual sex isn't going to be part of our life except on your birthday, or a really special occasion. That part of our life together, your tiny penis entering me on a regular basis, is over . We can still have a lot of fun all the time though. For instance, tonight I want to try something new to lift your spirits a little. I want you to jack off in front of me and then you're going to eat it for me. Come on, it will be fun. I'll even tease you with my big breasts and beautiful booty too. Go on, start yanking on the little guy. There you go. All hard and ready for fun now. If you catch it all I might, maybe, add an extra sex day on the calendar this year for you