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I walk in and offer you a variety of porn mags in order for you to give the semen sample, but you ask for feet. Hm, the only thing I have is MY feet. I remove my sneakers and show my dusty soles. I'll go ahead and pose for you while I chat on the phone. You make sure to get at least 3 loads out on my soles, so I can collect it for the doctor.