So I was minding My own business, out and about shopping when the farts hit Me, yet again! I really need to stop it with the dairy, but I just can't help Myself! My lactose intolerance struck again with a vengeance so I rushed into the car to head home... I couldn't make it though, and the farts started up right inside the hearse! Have you ever seen a goth girl farting in a hearse? Well now you will! Spooky and sexy all at the same time. The lush interior of My Cadillac make My farts sound delicious anyway. Don't you wish you were right there with Me, smelling My farts in that small space? I finally decided it was safe to head home, I didn't want to be too distracted driving while My ass was so full of gas! But someone might have seen Me pushing them out and making sexy faces so it was time to take a chance and go home! This clip is continued when I got home in the next installment, "Echo Farts!"