I know she's my best friend, but I really thought you should know. Your girlfriend has been hooking up with multiple men every weekend then coming home for you to lick up her sloppy cum-filled pussy. She says she cheats because you cum very quick AND have a small penis. Is it true? I'm also telling you, because I want to see if your penis is as freakishly small as she describes it. I'll make you a deal. I'll tell you all about your girlfriend's slutty behavior but only if you take out your shrimp dick and do exactly as I say. You can't say no, I'll tell her you pitched a small tent in your pants and tried to hook up with me. So, you better drop trousers.