You’ll sit in the corner, watching and wanking while I text my Tinder match before our date tonight. Then I’ll try on different outfit ideas, but you’ll stop stoking your beta cock while I show them, because you don’t deserve that pleasure. I’m kind enough to let you to feel involved in a real-world date, something you’ll probably never experience, at least not with a girl as hot as me. So, I’ll let you buy our cocktails. For me, it’s easy to get laid; I have my pick of almost anyone. But you? All you’ll ever have is femdom porn.