Lets be real… Can we even actually classify that, as a dick? LOL Like really? It’s just so small. Too small. How fucking embarrassing! You’re not even as big as the butt plug we brought today!! A BUTT PLUG HAHAHAHA At this point, we think two things are clear. You don’t have a dick, more like an oversized clit. And you’re not a real man. Let’s just hope your mouth and hand game are in better shape. Otherwise you’re just completely useless.