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What's happening down there? Is that cock still soft even as I'm teasing you stupid with my hot body? No matter how much you jerk it, you just can't get hard. Uh-oh! You've gooned yourself into erectile dysfunction. You're such a porn addict that you've broken your dick. Or maybe I'm wrong. Let's do a little test to find out... Haha! Wow, it's *still* limp. That poor broken dick is just hanging there, flaccid and useless. You've masturbated yourself into impotence. You've sexually ruined yourself with porn! You'll never be able to get hard for a woman again. Say goodbye to the possibility of ever having a normal sex life. You're a limp dick gooner for life now.