It's freezing in this house! I've asked you multiple times if we could bump the thermostat up just a few measley degrees, but you refuse. Meanwhile I'm still shivering in a full sweater in the house! But I've decided to take matters into my own hands. If you won't compromise with me I'm just going to have to turn you into something useful. I **** my fingers and you feel your body melting, stretching and reshaping... You've been turned into a pair of warm cable knit socks! You even match my sweater! Perfect! You'll definitely keep me warm now. I pick you up and see how far you'll stretch. Then I slip you on my feet. My cold toes are instantly warmer. This is so much better. I walk around wearing you -you're so soft! Like walking on clouds. You beg me to change you back, but I'm not so keen on the idea. Maybe later. For now I'm far too comfy. And best of all, now I can keep the thermostat at whatever I want!
