I put half a roll of bubbletape in my big mouth with plans to make equally big bubbles. As I continue to chew the giant wad I've amassed, it becomes clear that it is too stiff. I chew and chew trying to get control. I attempted a few bubbles but the sticky mess refuses to budge. My cheeks bulge and my tongue clicks as I tried even harder loosen up the gum. Open mouthed, I bite down in big motions. This is a sticky mess