The fact that you have the time to go to work, to eat, to go out with friends even, means you're not gooning enough. you're not as addicted as I need you to be. How do we fix this? Well you're going to goon harder. you're going to goon more. Fuck real life, gooning for your Black Hottie feels so much better than any "night out" with friends could make you feel. And to make this an easy transition for you My future gooned out boy, you're going to goon harder or I'm going to ruin you. Take away all your life opportunities and leave you destitute and desperate. The choice is yours.