Plot/script: i am at home alone on the couch, pretending to talk to one of my girlfriends on the phone: Yesterday we were both at a pool party with all our friends. It was all normal except that one of my guy friend showed up in a tiny speedo..... my friend and i gossip about him behind his back, talking about how revealing it was.... we were shocked at what we saw! we could see butt crack, butt cheeks, and most embarrassingly.... a tiny little bulge in the front. i make the correct prediction that he has a tiny penis. the two of us make fun of him for it on the call, while also sharing how turned off i was seeing him in it. It was not flattering and i really wish i could unsee it!