Look at you… all set up with your goon fuel, just like every other night. Except tonight… tonight is different. It’s a celestial event. A rare little moment in time when something strange can happen… if you’re not careful. You know they say they can open up portals, glitches, shifts in time. Rumor has it they trap chronic gooners… just like you. Every time you reach that point—the one you crave, the one you chase—you risk slipping into a loop. Of course, the chances are low. But for you? You’re practically begging to get trapped.
