You've asked yourself so many times 'why can't I just be normal?' I'll tell you why - because some people weren't meant to be normal! Some people were meant to be little freaky losers who lust over feet. You dream of being able to kiss my feet don't you? You'd love to massage them, kiss them, lick them and sniff them. Well guess what? You don't get to! All you get to do is pay for my pedicures, high heels, expensive creams and massages. In return I suppose I'll let you jerk off, but not without constantly telling you just how fucking creepy and weird it is that you like feet so much