What a lucky footboy you are! You get two sets of perfect feet and wrinkled sole to jerk off to this holiday season! Now, we know you've heard we're the Grinch, but that's just not true! We want to give you the gift of an edging orgasm! Sure, I may tease you just under my breath about not getting laid, and being a little pathetic, but you can't really hear all that anyway... We want you to cum after a 24 sec countdown, just like the advent calendar! Will we get to Christmas Cum? Or are we giving you a total ********?