Little Peanut is so petite! Between his small stature and new status at the circus, I can't resist fucking with him. I find him alone backstage... perfect. I snatch his toy away and pull him up to his full height- like 3 feet haha. He is so tiny! Like a little clown doll! I ask if he's still waiting for puberty, or perhaps a pair of stilts to get around the circus. Perhaps I can find him a booster seat for the dinner table? Itty bitty Peanut tries to cop a feel during the humiliation, and I bat him away- HELLO! The Kitzi-Koaster has a HEIGHT REQUIREMENT. Peanut is way too small for this ride haha. Oh well, at least he's not going to have any trouble fitting into our tiny clown cars.