i have a confession; i’m sick and tired of dating your small dick having sorry ass- so i’ve been cheating on you, with your grandpa!! his dick is so big- i just truly couldn’t help myself. i had to have him inside me. his bulge is just so noticeable … its irresistible! plus who would want to date someone with such a small dick anyways? it’s truly pathetic.. i cant beleive i kept you around.. but at least now i can tell you the truth; that i kept you around so i could get with your grandpa