Imagine your girlfriend asking you to help come up with some games for her lingerie party that's about to go down in a few hours but she can't stop FARTING. I never understood how that little body can produce some of the most earth shattering farts I've ever heard in my life. It got to the point where she even suggested I should sniff all her farts up before her guests arrived. Watch me cough up her twister farts.
