As a nurse I see so much, but today you've brought forth the weirdest, most repulsive thing I've ever seen. I thought I would be doing an assessment on a penis, not a fucking search party for your cock ahahaha. Unfortunately I don't think I'm going to be able to help you out tic tac boy. I deal with DICKS, not little tiny clits. Collecting a sample from your little ass cock would be like going to hell and expecting it to rain HAAHAHHAHHA