Have you ever wondered what a Woman like Me REALLY thinks about your itty bitty little virgin micropenis? I recently had the displeasure of viewing a real, live micropenis for the first time (via webcam, to be clear, as IF I'd be caught dead in a room with a man), and the experience left Me with many thoughts I needed to get off My chest. No act, no bells or whistles, no motive, just the cold, hard truth. The viewer is assumed to be a man with a (micro)penis.