All I can do is laugh at you, really. Do you understand how pathetic you are? A worthless hand humping loser, who will never EVER get close to a woman. You don't even have any hobbies anymore, right? All your free time is spent with your favorite friend, Pamela Handerson! Ha ha, at least you're good for a laugh. And you like it too, don't you freak? Sitting there, hand pumping and making all sorts of weird noises. It would be so sad, really, if I gave a fuck about you.
