You want to surprise me with your dick, don't you? Or do you need to get a little excited first? I like that plan. Stroke your dick through your pants. Yes, that's it. I'm sure you like my outfit. Maybe I should show you my boobs for more motivation? Are you warmed up yet? Luckily I'm wearing gloves, otherwise I'd be disgusted to touch such an ugly penis. Your dick is like a pig's tail, crooked, small and thin. And your balls are so small that I doubt they can produce sperm at all.