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It's your wife's birthday so you take her out to her favorite dinner spot. I come around and introduce myself. I will be your waitress tonight. I am sweet to both of you throughout the night but couldn't keep my eyes off of you. I don't care if your wife is here or it's her birthday, you are so sexy. And I think you are thinking the same thing about me… You excuse yourself from the table and find me walking to the back. You tell me you have the biggest hard on for me and want to know if I would be willing to take care of you. I tell you I know a spot and pull you into the coat closet ;) Hopefully we don't get caught…