Happy turkey day loser! LOL! I know you're not going anywhere and even if you are going somewhere I know you don't want to be there. You want to serve me. You want to entertain me. My pleasure and happiness is on the fore front of your mind and nothing, not even a silly holiday, will get in the way of that. It feels like it's been too long since I have really really laughed based off of your pure humiliation. I want you to visually entertain me! Ready for my demands? ;)
