You can't wait to see what Christmas present I got you this year. Remember how disappointed I was last year when you gave me a pair of fleece socks? I ended up wearing them all year without ever washing them. And you know, that material makes you sweat. I can't even wear them anymore because the smell disgusts me so much. So this year, I decided to give you those same socks in return. I thought I'd punish you by giving you back that ridiculous gift and you're having the best Christmas of your life.
