Oh look, a virgin! Awwwwww, you think you're not a virgin just cause of that one time? Well, you're WRONG virgin. You thought your little porn habit was just an innocent hobby, but it's been reprogramming your weakling brain and dick! You've been reprogrammed to become a virgin again, loser! Your fate has been decided, and you're going to be a pussy free virgin loser porn addict for the rest of your existence!