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The story goes that Santa Claus delivers the presents on Christmas Eve, riding in on his reindeer-pulled sleigh and sliding down the chimney at night. A nice story, but logistically impossible. One man delivering presents all around the world in a single night? And a full-sized man sliding down a chimney? Please. It’s really the elves that make the magic happen. Hundreds, thousands of them, all working together to sneak presents under trees and make Christmas dreams come true. But when a sleepless Christmas Eve night leads to one woman disturbing them before they’ve finished the job, it’s the elves’ worst nightmares that become reality. She comes downstairs dressed in the sexy Santa lingerie she used to give her husband an early Christmas present, annoyed and unsatisfied. Noticing the mince pie and carrot left out for Santa has been nibbled on and hoping it's not ants, she decides to polish it off herself before grabbing a glass of water. As she towers over the tiny elves fleeing for their lives in the kitchen, she comes to the solution that opening one early Christmas present would make her feel better. She opens the present to find it's a new vibrator toy! Ok, maybe her husband can be forgiven. It would be rude not to test this out right now wouldn't it? The surviving elves know they should take this opportunity to make their escape, but they're too transfixed by the scantily-clad giantess right next to them, and hang around just a little too long not to be swept up in the action.