Oh good, you're exactly where you belong: on the ground at My feet. Now I need you to make yourself useful for once. I got new boots, and they're getting dirty. I need you to clean them for me, but I don't have any cleaning supplies... I guess you'll just have to lick them clean! Don't be stupid I know you want to. Use your nasty little tongue and clean every last inch of my boots. I want them spotless