Babe! This tiny bikini the bride gave me to wear on the bachelorette trip is such a joke. She really couldn't spring for a custom size after she spent all that money getting us here?? Like is she not seeing me clearly or is this an attempt to humiliate me? FaceTime me so you can see how tiny it is once I get it on! I miss you and can't wait to see you tomorrow. ((Audio issues but only the last minute is inaudible. My apologies. I've since gotten a better camera. <3))
