It’s true that I simply can’t get enough of how much you need Me. It’s gotten to the point where you crave a constant dose of Me, and being at work doesn’t make that any less true, does it? I know that it doesn’t. It’s so clear that you can’t complete a full day of work without My control, so I’ve got just the thing for you. Think of it as a little treat since you work so hard for Me. Take your lunch break, and don’t forget to take your phone along with a pair of headphones. Head straight to nearest bathroom, grab that goonstick of yours, and try to stay quiet while you stroke yourself for Me. Just a little reminder that you’ll be edging yourself for Me today in preparation for the real damage that will take place later.